Cocks and Joggers

Twats and Joggers

2018-01-02T13:38:58Z

Hello! Welcome to Twats and Joggers mini fest.

It's really simple. We're looking for femslash fics and art of any length that include in some way one of the characters wearing or talking about jogging bottoms/tracksuit bottoms (sweatpants for our American friends)!

The Rules (There aren't many)

Fics/art should be femslash centric (this includes any character identifying as female, and also genderbent characters. Two men or two women are not defined by genitalia, and therefore femslash does not need to include two vaginas, but rather two women)
Fics/art can be any length or detail
One of the woman needs to be wearing or talking about jogging bottoms
This does not have to be smut - it could be 10,000 words of Ginny telling Pansy why jogging bottoms are awesome. Whatever you fancy.
Have fun!

To Post

You have until next Wednesday the 9th of January to create your masterpiece. This is not an anonymous fest. Works should be posted to the Twats and Joggers AO3 collection. Please make sure you use appropriate tags. I will collect these together on Wednesday and create a Masterlist!

To Prompt

Want to get involved, but don't want to create? You have until Friday the 5th of January to leave a prompt HERE. Prompts will then be collated onto a gdoc for people to look at on Friday.

To Promote

Banner by carpemermaid

Have fun everyone! Let those joggers loose!

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Coming Up!

2017-12-21T23:55:39Z

Posted by: ustorycollector

Hello Everyone!

It is nearly the end of the year, and we're getting ready to kick off January with the first ever Twats and Joggers mini fest!

The mini fest starts on the 3rd of January, and you have a week to create something!

Want to create for Twats and Joggers? Check out these Rules:

Fics/art should be femmeslash centric (this includes any character identifying as female, and also genderbent characters)
Fics/art can be any length or detail
One of the woman needs to be wearing or talking about jogging bottoms
This does not have to be smut - it could be 10,000 words of Ginny telling Pansy why jogging bottoms are awesome. Whatever you fancy.
Have fun!

Have a great idea, but don't think you can/want to create for the fest? Don't worry! Keep an eye out for the Starting Post on the 3rd of January. More information will be available then.

Have a great last few weeks of December, and we'll see you all in January!

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The Return of The Joggers

2017-12-12T15:14:28Z

Posted by: ustorycollector

Cocks and Joggers is returning next year!

Four times!

Let everyone know you're joining in! Grab the code and pimp away!

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Cocks and Joggers Masterlist!

2017-09-27T20:21:15Z

Posted by: ustorycollector

Welcome to the masterlist! I am overwhelmed by how popular this mini fest has been. Thank you to everyone who inspired, created and squealed over it.

Fic

Anticipating Harry - Writcraft (3,372 words, E)

Draco has two issues with jogging bottoms. First, they’re ugly as sin. They’re grey, shapeless and unwelcome at a party which cost him quite a lot of money, thank you very much. Second, Harry Potter looks so fucking good in the wretched things, it’s making Draco lose his damn mind.

Six-Thirty in the Morning - Cutie576 (974 words, M)
Harry Potter was not a morning person, which obviously meant that Draco Malfoy had to be.

Are Those My Joggers? - ravenclawsquill (100 words, T)

“What do you think?” Draco asked as he waltzed into the room.

Mugglewear and Broomstick Skills - gracie137 (8,380 words, E)

The eighth years attempt a game of football in Muggle Studies. What is meant to be an insight into Muggle sports turns into a fashion show of ridiculous outfits and Harry nearly losing his mind.

Let Me See It - icarusinflight, Mooseknucklesss (1,627 words, E)

Harry comes home from a boring day of work wanting to play.

O Captain, My Captain - magpie_fngrl (2,300 words, E)

Harry Potter shows up to Quidditch training looking obscene in Muggle clothing. Draco is most displeased.

Quietly, As Requested - shiftylinguini (4,593 words, E)

Harry was trying to pretend Draco’s warm thigh against his own didn’t make his heart thump and his cock start to fill out inside his usual lazy Sunday attire ― which consisted of a t-shirt with a hole in the armpit and the world’s oldest, rattiest, ugliest and most comfortable pair of joggers. In comparison, Draco was wearing a buttoned up shirt and a pair of crisp, black trousers, which made him both seem impressively attractive and also entirely overdressed for this kind of occasion. Harry lifted one knee, trying to shield the view of his slightly tenting joggers, and the state he was rapidly finding himself in.

Perhaps inviting Draco to Sunday Bad Movie night at Ron’s wasn’t that smart an idea after all.

when life hands you (lulu)lemons - carpemermaid (1,806 words, T)

Harry grows bored with his usual running path, and finds himself a surprising new jogging partner when he takes a different route.

Starve Your Distraction, Feed Your Focus - aibidil (2,697 words, M)

During their eighth year at Hogwarts, Harry and Draco embark on a fitness regimen to get ready for Auror training. What they’re not ready for is the blowback caused by a pair of grey joggers.

It's Joggers Season (or so the Muggles say) - carpemermaid (10,160 words, E)

Everything about Draco’s life since May has been one bloody long exercise in subverting everything he’s known, that’s expected of him, in an effort to get as far away from the mistakes he’s made—the wrong choices he was forced into. He’s returned to Hogwarts to take his N.E.W.T.s and everything is different—namely, Harry Potter strutting around in clingy joggers that Draco can’t get off his mind.

The Problem With Casual Attire - unadulteratedstorycollector (1,594 words, E)
Draco turns up to the pub wearing jogging bottoms. And it is NOT ok.

Art

Dressing Draco: The Joggers Project - overtheroof (G)

Draco Malfoy has never worn anything but loose, flowing robes. One day, Harry Potter convinces him to try on joggers and a t-shirt. Draco is not impressed.

Harry and Draco Getting Ready for a Workout - mrsninac (G)

Auror Training - LLAP115 (G)

The risk for injuries has quadrupled for Harry since Draco joined Auror training. Damn that arse. Meanwhile Harry doesn't know that Draco has a similar problem and is desperately trying not to look too closely nor to turn around whenever he passes Harry on the running track. Potter of all people! Of course the git would be blessed with a package proportional to his ego! ... and those eyes and his smile... damn it, I'm doomed!

Thanks again to everyone who participated! See you in December for Crops and Joggers.

P.S. Don't forget to check back in case new fics get added over the next week!

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Cocks and Joggers Fest Schedule

2017-09-27T17:22:33Z

Posted by: ustorycollector

Hello All!

Cocks and Joggers is a Harry Potter Mini Fest community. Throughout the year there will be four mini fests, each taking place over the first weekend of the corrosponding month (with the exception of the first Cocks and Joggers H/D fest). These are not anonymous fests, and works are posted to the collections on AO3. A masterlist is then compiled and posted on LiveJournal, Dreamwidth and Tumblr.

The timetable for Cocks and Joggers mini fests:

Winter Fest (January) - Twats and Joggers mini fest featuring femme slash works only
Spring Fest (April) - Tops and Joggers mini fest featuring all slash pairings
Summer Fest (July) - Cocks and Joggers: The Sportswear Edition mini fest featuring any and all ships
Autumn Fest (October) - Harry/Draco Cocks and Joggers mini fest featuring Harry/Draco centric works only

See you all for the fests!

Thank you to the drarry community for help inspiring this community!
The works created here are for enjoyment. No copywrite infringment is meant, and no money is made from it.

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